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Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Depths Below Kill Hades

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand