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Tour de Fork Complete the Forked Tower: Magic (Extreme) for the first time.

Rescuer Finish one mission with no casualties

Three Destroy 3 enemies with a single Gigaton Blast

Proven Leader Earn 500 Squad Leader Ribbons

Shard 3 Finish Shard 3

A Wallet Full Of Treasure Determine the fate of Brent Backflip.

A Possession To Remember Establish Cecil Sloane's perilous past.

Dave's Debut DLC Complete the intended path of Peter Clement's episode of Bits of Your Life.

An Eamon Episode Drive Peter Clement's episode of Bits of Your Life off the rails.

Chippy's Lighter See a familiar trinket on the news.

Captain Astrocitizen Collect all trophies

Small Step Complete 6 different Missions.

Giant Leap Fulfill all objectives in 6 different Missions.

One Thousand and One Fights Complete Another Merchant's Tale.

Friend to the Fierce Achieve rank 25 or higher with 10 beasts.
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Hero Get rank A in one mission

Collector Collect every Xenosphere

US Patriot In Random Battles, win 10 battles at rank four for the USA
(battle activity: 50%)

German Patriot In Random Battles, win 10 battles at rank four for Germany
(battle activity: 50%)

Bare Bones Complete a Shard without spending any Sparks

Stumble Out the Gate Lose on the first Fragment of a Shard

A Pissed Peter Clement Ensure Peter Clement has one too many drinks or is angered one too many times.

A Dangerous Business As a dwarf, win a Varangian Adventurer war anywhere outside of Europe.

Far From Home As a Norse-Asatru ruler, have your capital on any island in the Indian Ocean.

Legacy of The Campeadores Create and rule the kingdom of Valencia as an heir to El Cid.

War Hero Destroy 3,000 player vehicles in Random Battles

Soviet Patriot In Random Battles, win 10 battles at rank four for the USSR
(battle activity: 50%)

Endless War Reach Battle Rank 100

Ultramarathon Run 500 kilometers

Mash Pit Headbang along to the infamous Potato rap.

How Disruptive Rally against Advance's Establishment.

Both Sides Of The Coin View both versions of the Lockdown Broadcast's Go-Getters Advert.

A Disruptive Payout Receive an anonymous payment from some new friends.

A Fiery Resistance Aid Disrupt on the Night of Fire.

I Am Laurence, Hear Me Blunder Have Laurence Blunderclatch rant at the NNN.

Faster than the Fox As a Norse tribal, control the entirety of Sicily before 1047.

Officer Obtain 1,000,000 Agency Points in total.

A Fall From Grace? Discover the cause of the falling stunt man.

Agent Of Chaos Prove an extreme disregard for the schedule of Bits of Your Life.

Blasts From The Past Watch all the Adverts in Bits of Your Life.

The Funniest Man In The Country Watch Jimmy Chizzle do what he does best.

My Festival's Absolute Fyre Advertise a new campaign to make Flards more attractive to the public.

Sole Survivor Be the only living member of the Winston family.

Pro Star To Pro Flop Tank Tommy Harris' career.

Iberian Hostilities End the Iberian struggle through means of force.

Master Gladiator Complete all bonus objectives and flawlessly complete each tier 3 campaign

Leader In Random Battles, win a battle at rank five with first place in the match statistics
(battle activity: 50%)

Shard 4 Finish Shard 4

Where Art Thou? Reunite Peter Clement with his brother.

Truth And Consequence Make Peter Clement face his demons.