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Orbital Stowaway Hitch a ride to the space station.

Ultrasonic Speedy Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Grey Goo Get 500 Kills with Nanotech Weapons
165/500

Soul Shriven in Coldharbour Complete Main Quest Chapter 1.

Bahari's Hand-Wound Birdie Bahari's handmade toy that
walks when wound up. Proves
you frequent the Anomaly Lab.

Let the Sun Shine In Clear the World of Darkness.

Ray Gun Bonanza In Alpha Omega, construct all Ray Guns in a single match

The Savior Complete all substories.

Go Back to Kamurocho! Defeat a villain from another world.

Claw on the Floor Defeat the 77th floor boss.

City Transporter Complete all five Dee-dee transport commissions.

Foulspawn Defeat 500 Foulspawn

Adept Ada Escape with Ada using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

The Successor Use all Hokuto Shinken secret techniques.

Flesh Wound Complete Flokir's journey.

Heavensward Complete the main scenario quest "Heavensward."
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Butcherin' In public matches, with The Cannibal, successfully chainsaw a total of 100 times.
0/100

Hero of Wallachia In public matches, pallet stun the Killer 10 times while holding a rare, common, or uncommon item.
0/10

Partners in Crime Successfully steal GenMat and escape a raid in co-op.

Lousy References Find all Broken Relics

It's a Toss-Up In Alpha Omega, kill 15 Jolting Jacks on rooftops with grenades in a single match

The Speedy Duo Proof that you've cleared Naraka in the Malevolent Crucible in a
short amount of time. You speed demon, you!

Precision Get rank S on at least 15 different levels on hard difficulty (solo free play only).

Beat Area 200 Beat Area 200 in any adventure or variant

Rain of Fire Complete the quest - The Sky Breaker

First Against the Wall Kill 50 security guards who are audibly trying to surrender.

Thrillseeker I Complete 100 instanced dungeon raids or trials.
0/100

Fatality Kill 100 gods in qualifying matches. (Versus or Ranked)

Tools of the Trade Achieve a merciless victory in a public match with only 3 universal perks equipped.

Adept Rebecca Escape with Rebecca using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

Twin Hearts of Lathyrus Reunite the Listener and Human hearts.

Totally Vulnerable In public matches, with Ghostface, down 50 Marked Survivors.
0/50

Adept Yoichi Escape with Yoichi using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

You Are Nothing Defeat a boss on turn 1.

Go for the Gold Gain 1e32 Gold over all adventures

The Skies Are Clear Destroy the space station and save the EDF fleet.

Adept Executioner  Achieve a merciless victory with The Executioner using only his 3 unique perks in a public match. 

Practice Makes Perfect In public matches, succeed in 100 healing or repair skill checks.
0/100

Chapter 2 Complete Clear Chapter 2.

Stop Colonel Noodle from Noodling the world Use the Anti Noodle Ray to defeat Colonel Noodle.

Supreme Get full combo on any level on expert difficulty without any modifiers.

Raider Ransack 40 chests.

Unlawful Detention Make your escape from the mercs' prison.

Rip and Tear Kill 10 Lesser Devils with a melee weapon.

Ray-gnarok In Alpha Omega, stun 10 zombies at once with the Ray Gun Mk. II-V

Motorbreath Perform as the vocalist

Premier Workshop Be ranked number one in a seasonal workshop ranking.

Accuracy By Sheer Volume Kill 25 enemies with the heavy machine gun.

Quad Squad Complete "Quad Squad"

Light My Fire Get 500 Kills with Infernal Weapons
74/500