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Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

The Harder They Fall Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

#followbacks Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

First Day of School Complete 'S.S.D.D.' and 'Team Player' on Veteran difficulty.

Knock-knock Kill 4 enemies with 4 shots during a slow-mo breach.

Big Knocker Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Fashionista Find 10 costume pieces

Black Diamond Complete 'Cliffhanger' on Veteran difficulty.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Precognitive Paranoia Kill Shepherd.

No Rest For the Wary Knife an enemy without him ever knowing you were there.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Toxic Environment Loot 100 Biohazard items

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Colonel Sanderson Kill 7 chickens in under 10 seconds in 'The Hornet's Nest'.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Class Warfare Equip powers from 2 different classes

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Desperado Kill 5 enemies in a row using 5 different weapons or attachments.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Clown in Training The U.S. Army Rangers ain’t no place for clowns.

Junksmith Craft 10 distinct recipes

Pasta of Prophets Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Look Ma Two Hands Kill 10 enemies in a row using akimbo weapons.