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Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest