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Cryogenic Slumber Party In Moon, complete Richtofen's Grand Scheme.

Into the woods Start the assault on Yggdrasil Way

Clean As A Whistle Won three Online Public races in a row without being involved in a major collision

It's My First Day Complete the UFC® 189 Intro scenario.

Gladiator Won a Quick Race Weekend with Full Damage, Mechanical Failures, and Tire Wear (must be 5+ laps)

Assault With Battery In Zetsubou No Shima, electrocute a zombie with a shield.

Vaporeyezed In Gorod Krovi, use the Gigant Beam to kill 20 Zombies in one activation.

Swept Off Their Feet Swept 3 Malthusians off their feet with water.

The Day Drifts Away Collect every coin in Stage 9.

Year of the Otter Traverse 2016 buildings.

(Hi. I'm an otterrific otter. It's a secret to everybody.)

The Bomb! Win 30 Online Multiplayer games.

Talented Numismatist Collect every coin in Stage 10.

Trophy Time Win the league title in any league in Career Mode

Quarter Up Fight 30 opponents via Arcade Fight Request. It'd be easy with the right bait, he he.

It's what I do Score by performing an outside of the foot free kick

Riding Bikes Score with a bicycle kick

My Kung Fu Is Strong Gain Mastery of 1 Fighter

Sunday Driver Driven the speed limit (50 km/h) in an Italian car and appreciated the Azure coastal scenery

Smooth Operator Defeat Oz in Descent.

Big Guy Wants to Play Turn the tables on the Pursuer.

Masterminds GTA Online: Complete all 3 Criminal Mastermind challenges in The Doomsday Heist.

Stressed Depressed Citron Zest Complete a level without collecting a single coin in a single run.

(Imagine if there was a trophy like this for every level. That would be fun, wouldn't it? Constantly replaying every level and restarting as soon as you hit one of those coins scattered all over the place. Would it even be possible? You would have to jump over entire buildings in some cases. Sure it might be fun at first, but by golly by Stage 4 I sure would be sick of it. But you can do it. I know you can, cause you are one of a kind [just like everybody else]! Or would you cave? Give up before the going gets tough? Why bother if it’s only going to make you feel like a stressed, depressed citron, umm, zest?! There, I made the title fit in somehow! Are you proud mommy? Will you return my calls now?)

Game Over, Man! Call in a rescue in Outbreak.

Getting Dark Clear Stage 11.

Love Tap Kill a Goliath with a melee attack in Infection.

Hey You, You’re Finally Awake Traverse your first building in Unlimited Mode.

(You were trying to cross that roof, right?)

Around the Clock Traverse 24 buildings in a single run in Unlimited Mode.

(If a typical block has six buildings on each side, then you could alternatively call this Around the Block. If there was a chicken farm somewhere along the block, then you can-.)

Ambidextrous Earn your first extra life in Unlimited Mode.

(Any additional hands earned will still be left-handed though.)

Another One Hundred Buildings, Woooooh! Traverse 100 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

Birds… Or Winged Dinos in Leather Jackets Working for the Commonwealth Traverse past a “bird” (and live!) in Unlimited Mode. Alternatively, traverse 75 buildings in a single run in Unlimited Mode.

(Greeghan is best scalie boy who did nothing wrong and deserved better. Sending all good draggos love and cuddles~.)

(ヽơ ₃ ơ)ﾉ⌒♥.

Throw a Dog a Bone In Blood of the Dead, feed a wolf head from the Gondola, Citadel, and Model Industries in a single game

Losing Light Collect every coin in Stage 11.

Jack of All Trades Max out your extra life bar in Unlimited Mode.

(You are now a ten-armed monstrosity with the sole purpose of running your disturbed extremities against a suburban neighborhood that never seems to end. All ten of those arms are on your left, and their weight shifts your body’s balance to fall on your left side. You’re forced to crawl along the ground, like a monstrous centipede of left-handed arms.

In the distance: the screams of children who now believe the monster in their closet is real. A cleansing flame and countless sirens follows you everywhere you go, and it draws closer with every breath. The buildings seem to grow further and taller, but you must keep running from the nearing edge.

There is no stopping, there is no living. There is only running.)

I’ve Gotta Admit…. Clear Stage 12.

A Building a Day Keeps the Architects Away Traverse 365 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

Where in the World? Find half of the collectables in Los Angeles.

Climbing the Corporate Ladder Survive until round 25 in Infection.

Legendary Fighter I shall make you the right hand of Shadaloo if you can win 100 matches online!

This Chicken is Cooked Traverse at least 3725.95 buildings.

(Who needs an oven to cook a chicken when you can take matters into your own hand!)

My Hand Will Go On Collect 10 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(You run and run, and at last there is a light in the distance. Your loved ones meet you at the end of the road. They fearfully hold your hands, masking their tears with a false smile.

The water grows cold, and the sirens and screams slow to a pause. “Never let go,” you say, shivering but feeling safe within the warmth of their company. “We promise,” they say, “we will never let go, Jack.”

Those words gave you a sigh of relief, but it soon turned to concern as your name wasn’t Jack. You replayed those words in your head, tracing each nuance and overtone. But as quickly as those words faded into silence, so too did the promises.

You see the emptiness in their eyes. Even worse, you finally see yourself, as you really are. The ship is sinking. There is no future, there is no space on the door. And they let go, chuckling at the reference they were just dying to make.

But you still have nine lives left, amiright?)

Abandon Ship In Voyage of Despair, complete the Trial

Smirk Wiper Win an online Versus match

Road Half Empty Traverse 5000 buildings.

(You’re still almost there, objectively speaking.)

Year of the Otterrific Dragons Traverse 2024 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

(Who am I to shy away from a shameless plug? If I get to reuse artwork, I'm all for it!)

Neither Bird nor Plane Travel 1020 feet in a single jump.

Herbal Remedy In Zetsubou No Shima, use a plant to return to life.

Reverse Bankruptcy Collect 100 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(I don't know what to write after that last one, tbh...)

Nah, I'm Good. Reach round 7 without anyone opening a door in Descent.

Around the World Start the first level and then start the last level without losing in between.

(Literally. Just do exactly that. Don’t think about it too hard. Then go flaunt this trophy and claim you beat every level in a single run because I'm sure you did...)

The Other Baker's Dozen Street Traverse 0x221B (8731) buildings.

(Nice going, Sherlock. Also, it’s over 8000!!!!!)