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Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

On Rails Experience Choo Choo!

The Hunger Bio Leech 100 enemies.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Break the Bank Guess it was time to cash out.

Crack The E Nigma Solve every riddle on the island

World's Greatest Detective Spirit of Amadeus Arkham revealed

Get Off My Cloud Get 100 High Fall take downs.

No Matter What - Normal Complete the game on Normal

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Plastic Prison Breakers They had no way out.

Knucklehead Kill a total of thirty enemies using melee attacks.

Hairdresser Kill five enemies in rapid succession with a headshot.

Petrol Head Drive at least thirty different vehicles.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Tips Appreciated Tip Moxxi.

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Homemaker Place 10 stickers or decorations in your pod

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

8X Multiplier! Get an 8X Multiplier

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Friendly Complete a level with more than one player

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Stay Away From The Light Revive another player.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.