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Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Onwards, to paradise! You've found the location of Eden.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Leap of faith Take the leap of faith.

Hotel California Fight through the Halperin Hotel to make contact with the authorities.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Globetrotter You've spun all the globes around.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.