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Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian

Boom Chat Kalaka Dunk the basketball.

Scape Goat Win the first Satyr fight

Soul Search Acquire Army of Hades

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Kickboxer Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle

Head Hunter Obtain the head of the Architect's wife

The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Flashmob Kill 5 enemies at once.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Game-Set-Match Complete all objectives in the first chapter.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

The Long Walk Play for at least 1,000 turns.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”