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I Don't Want to Be a Pie Complete "Factory"

I Hate Statues Complete "Museum" on Hard difficulty

They All Float Up Here Meet the Floaters

How Does He Go to the Bathroom? Meet the Flasher

Physically Unstable Meet the Wobbler

Familiar territory Travel to Plazaria

Closure The consequences of your journey have caught up with you

Proven Leader Earn 500 Squad Leader Ribbons

Does This Ring a Bell? Ring the carnival bell.

Straight Shoota (Looted Wagon) Hit 5 Kannon shots in a row 30 times.

Platinum Obtain all trophies

Gimme Fuel Complete "Gas Station" on Hard difficulty

Meat’s Meat, and I've Gotta Eat Complete "Factory" on Hard difficulty

The Sun Will Come Out Meet the Optimist

Drive to Survive Encounter SWOT cops

I do like to be beside the seaside Travel to Seaside Pier

Forget it Jake... Travel to Chinatown

Industrial revolution Travel to Factory

Transported Publicly Travel to Corporate Dystopia

Champs-Élysées Travel to Citadel

Hard as a goat's toe Give a wee fella a kickin'

Cultured Speak to an NPC in every level

Back in the saddle Complete a mission after completing the main story

Big earner Earn over $400 in a delivery rush session

Wee, wee, wee, all the way home Complete a retaliation mission

Professional, efficient, adroit, cooperative Sign up all businesses

Chapeau Complete the story

A Helping Hand A final charitable act

Migration You return from scouting a new land

An Old Friend Fates have been flipped

Messenger You have delivered your most important message

The Cycle Everything comes full circle

The Nomad Great strides have been made

The Pilgrim Listened to the conflation of echoes

Endless War Reach Battle Rank 100

Egg Hunt Find the easter eggs outside the fence.

Freebird Free the sparrow.

First Goal Score a goal.

VETERAN PROSPECTOR Earn 20,000 XP

Marginal gains Unlock a shortcut

Long live the king Unlock the HM SPIFFING mini-game

Family Ties You helped Seberian to victory in the time loop.

Ancestral Traces You found the secret study of Seberian von Valancius.

History Buff You looked at all the exhibits in the Museion.

Within Time You have found another way out

The Martyr Path of self-sacrifice

The Mother Followed your parental instincts

Bring Me the Horizon Finish the game as an eagle flying away.

Que Sera, Sera Finish the game in the frying pan.

Shopping Spree Hit $100 on the cash register.