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SCHKLIKT, KLIKT VOOMP Beat the game with the shotgun

VMMMM-PHT Beat the game with the railgun

ART CRITIC Destroy 100 Paintings

BAD PARENT Kill 50 Little Joby's

COWABUNGA Get a kill while riding a harvester

MINE CRAFTED Beat Trappy Mine

Too 'Ard To Die (Grot Mega Tank) Take 1,000 damage without dying.

Might Is Right (Shokkjump Dragsta) Score 10 kills or assists without dying.

Killing Moon Successfully complete the K2: Secrets of the Coven module on Blood Moon difficulty

Ducal Destruction Successfully complete the K3: Curse of the Court module on Blood Moon difficulty

Reverse Card Hit a Bloodsucker with a Fractured Proboscis

Neighborhood Watch Complete "Apartment Building"

Law of the Hammer Meet the Passenger

Familiar territory Travel to Plazaria

A Helping Hand A final charitable act

Migration You return from scouting a new land

An Old Friend Fates have been flipped

Messenger You have delivered your most important message

The Cycle Everything comes full circle

The Nomad Great strides have been made

The Pilgrim Listened to the conflation of echoes

COMPLETIONIST Get all trophies

BIG TROUBLE, LITTLE HANDS Beat the boss using Lil Joby

PUNCH DRUNK Beat the game without a primary weapon

UNTOUCHABLE Beat the game without obtaining any additional shields or health

CAPTAIN Complete the tutorial

Roll Against the Machine Reach the factory.

Do Not Venture Into the Deep End Complete "Spa" on Hard difficulty

Have a !!HUGE!! One Meet !!HUGE MAN!!

He Was a Horse... Man Meet the Charger

When He Stares Into the Wall, the Abyss Stares Back at You Meet the Void

Make Yourself at Home Meet the Giant

Drive to Survive Encounter SWOT cops

I do like to be beside the seaside Travel to Seaside Pier

Forget it Jake... Travel to Chinatown

Industrial revolution Travel to Factory

Transported Publicly Travel to Corporate Dystopia

Champs-Élysées Travel to Citadel

Hard as a goat's toe Give a wee fella a kickin'

Cultured Speak to an NPC in every level

Back in the saddle Complete a mission after completing the main story

Big earner Earn over $400 in a delivery rush session

Wee, wee, wee, all the way home Complete a retaliation mission

Professional, efficient, adroit, cooperative Sign up all businesses

Chapeau Complete the story

Within Time You have found another way out

The Martyr Path of self-sacrifice

The Mother Followed your parental instincts

Reaper Earn 10,000 Kills

Might Is Right (Kustom Boosta Blasta) Score 10 kills or assists without dying.