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Teetering on the Brink Successfully complete a Kingdoms campaign with no possible Inn losses remaining

Notice Me! Dye your hair Cosmic Brown.

I am the law! Shake a bobby off

Knee-Deep in Chaos You surrendered Eufrates II to Chaos.

The power of ambition Join the Sorobor Academy Faction.

The blood is life Discover the secret of Vampiric Weapons.

This was a mistake... You should have let them sleep…

Valkyrie Win 100 ranked games through matchmaking

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? Survive Athena

TYRANT Survive all 10 rooms

This Is My Rifle Earn 4 Gold Medals with Assault Rifles

Brutal Krumpa Score 100 kills.

Smear Campaign Defeat 500 Smears
0/500

It's Complicated Have 8 heroes involved in relationships at the same time

Ten Green Bottles Break 10 green bottles.

Pistolero Reach level 30 with the Gunslinger

King of the Mountains Beat Mamil's time to unlock Strift App

Of Course I Know What I'm Doing! You personally got into the tank.

Pack Animal You collected 4 different familiars at the same time.

Expat Unlocked Pax's "Expat" Coda.

Ronin Unlocked Pax's "Ronin" Coda.

For All Aurai Complete the fourth quest of the Holy Mission.

Your actions define you Complete the fourth quest of Sorobor Academy.

Memory of a legend Overcome an Unknown Arena.

Power! To! The People! Complete the fourth quest of the Caldera Questline.

Crowd Pleaser. Emerge victorious from the Calygrey arena 3 times.

One Small Step Beat all of Out of This World

Mission Complete Defeat Pluto!

More Dakka Earn 4 Gold Medals with LMGs

You are the best! Get 150 medals

Restoring Humanity's Hope Earned all trophies

The Captain's Dilemma Defeat 500 Lieutenants
2/500

Three Chains Have the Abomination use a Coiled Chain on the Cryptkeeper in the Catacombs

Let Them Fight Land the killing blow on the Alpha Rot Claw from the Abomination

True Sight Always make the correct choice when encountering the Suspicious Few in a single campaign

Soup's On Defeat a cauldron before it can apply any herb effects, without using a Finger Bomb

Bronze before Brains Get bronze or higher on every time trial.

Silver Spoon in his Mouth Get silver or higher on every time trial.

Golden Furniture Get gold on every time trial.

Golden Hair Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode with perfect hair.

Run Sam, Run! Beat Speedrun Mode in one hour or less.

Iron Lung Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode by breathing in a maximum of 35 times, and never fainting.

Amazing Posture Beat Challenge- or Speedrun mode without going limp or double stepping (except you know when).

Everybody Falls Drop at least 3 meters in a single fall.

A Great Soft Jelly Thing Meet the Maggot

Zip-a-Dee-do-da Grind down from top of construction site in Plazaria

Ascenders Do a double wall plant

Platinum Trophy Get all trophies

Master of Aurai Finish all 4 Faction Questlines.

Vanquisher of nightmares Overcome 5 different Unknown Arenas.