Hurmagog

A Friend in Need Find and free Dandelion.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Reach Lordran Arrive in Lordran.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Something More Find Ciri.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

The Spell Master Learn all spells
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Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

The Hallowed Hero Wield a Deathly Hallow

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Breakout Red Dead Online: Complete the Intro.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.