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Barfly Unlock all taverns.

Forging Your Own Path Unlock the evil ending.

Arch Villain Earn full negative Karma.

Seven Deadly Seas Explore all underwater shipwrecks.

The Cleaner Complete the assassination side missions.

Vault Raider Unlock the secret door in Tulum.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Florida Man Down yourself by grenade or explosion.

With Great Power Comes Greater Power Unlock and purchase all powers.

NOG It Off Complete mission "Hostile Takeover".

FTFY Fully upgrade your hideout.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Roped In Perform 5 air assassinations from a swinging rope.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Cartographer Visit every location of the game.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

No Matter What - Normal Complete the game on Normal

Sharing Is Caring Share each type of discovery with friends once.

Fallen Firefly Find a Firefly pendant

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Sea Legs Complete all naval contracts.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Tips Appreciated Tip Moxxi.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Dropping Loads Win a live grenade at a Slot Machine.

I Mustache You A Question Complete mission "Atlas, At Last".

Gone From My Sight Complete mission "Beneath the Meridian".

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Stay Away From The Light Revive another player.

Bolt-Ons Unlock 10 Character Heads or Skins.
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Vaulting Your Way To The Top Reach level 25.
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Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

That Was Cold Complete mission "Lair of the Harpy".

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

À La Carte Complete 20 Side Missions.
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I Hope You Didn't Tea-bag Win a duel.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Self-Help Find one training manual