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Megalo Sargon Hold the Velvet Dodecahedron and obtain the FireStall with Sargon.

Blacken Firmament Survive 15 minutes with Baal'Thasar.

Exclusive Tour Complete “Museum”

Your first Day... You Survived a full day and night on the ARK!

Olympic Grandeur In "Dockyard", use the chains to swing directly to the window

Hemispherical Complete half of the Danger Ball challenges

Gasping and Grasping Complete the game by finding what you sought... but then forcing your way back to the pain

... Oops. Complete "I'm Probably Dead"

Shattered dreams Smash all the glass in "Dockyard"

Well Done Put out the fires in the BFG central chamber

A Clutch Permitted your current consciousness to join a greater whole

Midleveling crisis Reach rank 40

100,000 Man Slayer Total number of enemies defeated has reached 100,000.

Loyal Servant Rescued Farnese once from a dire battle as Serpico.

Rank 7 Achieve Career Rank 7
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Bailu Village Completed key tasks in Bailu

Scenic Point Climbed the bell tower

Here to Do a Job Find a significant number of Mementos left by the Beira D crew
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Connected 1 Finish 10 online races

Scanny McScanface Discover and scan 50% of the holograms.

Let’s Sling These Babies! You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!

Master of One Fully upgrade a single Combat Chassis subsystem

I eat asteroids for breakfast Complete Commando mode

Gone Fishin' Hit each type of underwater mob with the fishing rod.

Village Tycoon Owned over 5,000 yuan

Lay Me Down to Sleep Found a significant amount of human remains from the Beira D crew
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Crank Up the Gain Complete "Plankerton Storm Shield Defense 6"

Back From Whence You Came! Defeat 10 Wildfires.

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Dan Saved the fortune teller from a drunk in the Promenade

Cross the Beams Complete the first laser minigame

Jaman Jato Defeat 6000 Jaman Jatos.

The Student Becomes the Teacher Reach Instructor Mantis Online Ranking

Baal'Thamut Hold the Velvet Dodecahedron and obtain Damnation with Baal'Thasar.

Tournament Novice Beat Tournament of Legends with 6 Characters

Blowin' Up! Reach dreamer level 30

Icarus Forget your training and ascend too high, too fast

Christ, I Need a Smoke Finally found that lighter of hers

Nameless Saint Defeat Ashtart, Sargon, Congregation, and Baal in a single run.

Buckshot Destroy the wall by firing all 5 cannon balls at once in “Museum”

Loan Survivor Repay a loan of $20,000

Many Planks Complete all the Main Quests in Plankerton

Future Days Complete "Canny Valley Storm Shield Defense 1"

Inseparable Reunited with Ren Wuying

Recidivist Finish Game in Hardcore Mode

Rex Rider You rode on the back of a T-Rex!

Yi Got back the bag that was snatched

VIP Acquired a VIP Card for the Golden Goose

Same To You, Buddy 2.0 Use the Horse Ride emote at a Skeleton Horseman.

Evil Things with Crazy Teeth Complete "Toxic Treasures - Stage 10"