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Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo