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The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Eat It, Rodent Win the bet against Rocket.

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Busted Complete Chapter 2.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Like a Glove! Find and equip one Outfit.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

Rune Contact Acquire a Caryll Rune that endows hunters with special strength.

Chalice of Pthumeru Acquire the Chalice of Pthumeru that seals the catacombs
that form a web deep below Yharnam.

Blood-starved Beast Defeat Blood-starved Beast.

Flash Freeze Acquire the Ice Element for Star-Lord's guns.

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

The Cost of Freedom Complete Chapter 3.

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.

Stagger Swagger Stagger 25 enemies.
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Vicar Amelia Defeat the beast that once was Vicar Amelia.