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Blood Gem Master Acquire an extremely precious blood gem.

Poof! Use 3 smoke grenades.

Killed 15 Scorchers Killed 15 Scorcher machines.

Less is More Take down two or more enemies with one shot.

Voices of the Past Collect 75% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Reached Level 60 Reached player level 60.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

All Quests completed Completed all side quests and errands in the Frozen Wilds.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Spinning a Yarn IV Completed 20 sidequests.

Tip o' the Hat Knock an enemy's helmet off with a charged melee attack.

Sidecar Sidekick Drive with Timber for a total of 5 minutes. Just don't take him to the vet.

Makeshift Arsenal Fully upgrade a weapon

Time For Tutorial Collect everything in Spongebob's House

Bonus Miles Find optional collectible #3 in Episode 1

Dark Clouds Completed Chapter 5.

Kill or Be Killed Kill a Monstrous animal. It'd do the same to you given half the chance.

There's No "I" In "Team" Completed 15 missions in co-op

Family Ties Free Unuratu from prison

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Jellyfish Jam Defeat Jellyfish King

Playing with Fire Burn 2 enemies simultaneously

Finish What You Start Perform a coup de grâce on ten enemies.

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Wasteland Chef Eat a meal of maggots

All Activities completed Completed the Tallneck, Bandit Camp and Hunting Ground in the Cut.

Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books

Somethin' I've Gotta Do You collected your things from Sammy's

Legend Has It Craft your first Legendary Weapon or Vehicle and start a legend of your own.

Unwelcome Guests Get rid of the pillagers outside of Kuwaq Yaku

Guardian Angel Successfully escort ten friendly cargo shipments.

Heart of the Serpent Find the Mission of San Juan

Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Family Counselor Find the baron's wife and daughter.

Familiar Methodologies Fight off Hartman

Trail Angel Find optional collectible #5 in Episode 1

Closed for Applications Recruit all Guns For Hire. Host only.

Stack 'em Up Purchase the 5th tier of a stackable perk. You can never have enough.

Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

5 Machine Types Repaired Used the Machine Repair or Mount Repair skill on 5 different types of machine.

Sidetracked Find optional collectible #1 in Episode 1

The Chosen One Find the Silver Box of Ix Chel

White Gold Commandeer an Ethanol tanker and bring it back to one of your outposts.

Nukem! Eliminate 3 enemies with 1 explosive.

Problem Solver Solve the biggest problem in Hope County by defeating the Twins. Host only.

Back to Where We Started Return to Paititi

Looking for Trouble Complete 5 Challenges