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On the Lookout Reach all 6 Vista locations in the Far Territory (single game).

The Hard Sciences Reach the Suzuki Radio Telescope and deliver Jeremiah's "Wintermute" message to Dr. Atwood.

Mass to the masses Started a fashion trend

Pristine Condition Take no damage on all 60 stages.

All Points Bulletin Beat the top target score on all 60 stages

Arcade Skill Level 8 Complete 80 levels in Arcade mode

Arcade Skill Level 9 Complete 90 levels in Arcade mode

Arcade Skill Level 10 Complete 100 levels in Arcade mode

Cleared Main Mode – HELL with a Steel trash can Next is the Red trash can. Burn baby, burn!

Passed all Main Dish stages on the A route You have completed all stages on the A route!

Central Park Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Central Park™

Tasting Menu Find and Cook 9 Unique Recipes.

Song of the Earth Reactivate the Geothermal Plant and power up the telescope.

Bending The Rail Retrieve the Trauma Kit.

The Last Light Reunite with Astrid and deliver the Hardcase.

The New World Complete Episode Five.

Drier Spin Cycle Perform a 540 degree flip in a vehicle.

Slide Show Drift Time > 10s

Killing Machine 20 Enemies killed

Cleared Main Mode – HELL with a Red trash can At last, the Green trash can. Dispose away!

Cleared Main Mode – HELL with a Green trash can A present for a resilient player: the strongest trash can!

Achieved SSS rank on all Main Dish stages You've got SSS rank on all stages!

Cleared Main Mode – HELL A present to the survivor of Hell: the Hard Steel trash can!

Cleared Main Mode - HELL with the strongest trash can Thank you for playing. Rubbishy Player!

Billionaire Reach 1 billion bankroll

Funhouse Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Funhouse™

Knight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Knight™

Taxi Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Taxi™

Elvira Party Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Elvira and the Party Monsters™

Drinker Drinker Drink the sake (Swamp)

To the Teeth Collect 7 Expansion Firearm variants (single game).

Something Warm to Drink Collect 7 Insulated Flask Variants (single game).

Goods and Services Achieve the highest Trust level with the Trader.

Search Party Find all three missing townspeople within 40 real time minutes.

Dead Wake Collect all the writings and personal effects left behind by the ship's crew.

Fully Energized 100% collected on all 60 stages.

Horological Hero Achieve Perfect on all 60 stages.

Big Ben Sound the bell ten times within ten seconds.

Head Hunter Collect 20 robot heads.

Advanced Head Hunter Collect 75 robot heads.

Rocket Man Propel your vehicle 150 meters into the air, using any means possible.

Square Eyes Sit in front of a TV for five minutes.

The One Gnome To Rule Them All The gnome must be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

Five Second Rule Pick up twelve toasted sandwiches.

No Turning Back Complete every level without using the time slider.

Driver of Steel Complete the Strokerun Hole of Fame without a single hole going over par.

There's something...on the wing! Activate sabotage four times in five minutes.

Centaur Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Centaur™

Ace Forest Unlock all stars (Forest)

Broken Body Survive long enough to receive the final Affliction in Misery Mode.