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Fowler That bird…

Mutagen Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be.

Undertaker Living coffins are no joke. Some may think that such a situation isn't a big deal, but in reality, a dead thing being alive makes it a zombie, a zombie is a bad thing, a bad thing is a problem, a problem is serious, serious equals an investigator and an investigator equals a life sentence. In the end, do you really want to go to prison?

Just a Scratch Take 400 damage without dying
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Barter Each man has his price? (Talk to the merchant 4 times)

A rebel You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope. Down with other people's advice! Stick your fingers in…

The Queen of Weapons Kill 20 enemies with the longsword
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Meat Grinder Get 30 kills in a single match
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Driver The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it...

A menace to cows Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters.

Mumbo jumbo You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us. As for why this achievement has such a name, we don't know. It's probably a bug, and it will change if you blink 20 times and jump 10 times.

All Secrets Safe Answer the phone call in the bank vault. It’s for you.

Training Accident Kill an enemy with the training sword
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Virtuoso Kill 5 enemies with the lute
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Lived to Tell the Tale Regenerate to full health after getting down to 1 health

Pyromaniac Kill 10 enemies with fire
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Thick Skull Be happy you have a helmet. (1000 Falls)

The False Idol Complete ‘All Gods Burn’ at C+ on 'Standard' difficulty or higher

Clobbered Kill 5 enemies with the mallet
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Unstoppable Kill 10 enemies in a row without dying
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Guts Kill two enemies with a single attack from a melee weapon
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Scientifically Proven Complete the Season 4 Campaign

Vacuum cleaner The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space and time like a jet motorbike. So convenient!

Toucher A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel. If you want to appear a strong and hard-working man in the eyes of others, you can rub your hands to get calluses that will brutally scratch other people's hands when you shake them.

Voyeur Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably. The dictionary didn't say anything about it under the word "voyeur".

Rock’n’Roll Kill 5 enemies with rocks
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Hacker It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel containing the control panel. And since it's all about the control panel, then all is well, and you can proceed to open it.

Bandit Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.

Persistent If you press any non-working button persistently, something will definitely happen. Maybe the button will break, or maybe even your finger.

Machine gunner Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them.

All quiet in the Zone Kill Korshunov.

Boxer Kill 30 enemies with fists
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Highlander Decapitate 5 enemies in a single game

Feuer Frei! Get 25 kills with the Flammenwerfer as the German Forces on any mode on Smolensk
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Meditations Hear the advice of the hermit on the mountain. (Listen to Hermit 10 times)

BREATHEDGE Have you collected all the trophies? It deserves some respect! You hear, honey?! IT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT!

Dodger When your life hangs in the balance, oxygen is left for one breath, the world is in danger, and death and suffering surround you — fly through all the rings!

Pollutionist "It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?

Electronic If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it.

Coffin Counter Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones…

The breathtaking! Believing in yourself and never giving up, even when everything is useless and scripted, is breathtaking! No, you're breathtaking!

Cartographer Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler. Don't forget to mark the landmarks that are visible from afar, keep an eye on the moss on tree trunks, and don't forget about the North star and your compass. Especially, if you're not in space.

Think with your own head One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your own head. You learn best from your own mistakes, as someone said... Or maybe they didn't.

She will never be free Strelok went into the pod to protect her. Always.

Big Shell Specialist During ‘Leviathan’, successfully hit two long-range headshots, on two different active Suspects, located over 30m away from you on 'Standard' difficulty or higher

The Flash Point Complete ‘No Good Deed’ at C+ on 'Standard' difficulty or higher

Every Shot You Take Get 25 kills with a scoped rifle as the Soviet Forces on any mode on Smolensk
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Swift Jumper Complete the game within 1 hour.

Fashionable Own the special boots.

I Know Kung Fu Finish off 10 enemies with a kick
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