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Just A Man Defeat Bakunin in less than 3 minutes.

...One Giant Leap for LEGO-kind! Driving the Space Buggy, launch it into the air for 3 seconds

Pure Rebel Sided against the Hybrid.

Human Cold is 10 or lower.

Quantum Leap In Mooncrash, complete all Story Objectives.

Safecracker Cracked 50 safes.

Pilferer 50 successful pickpockets.

I’m Your Biggest Fan In Mooncrash, you read all of the second Starbender series and still no regrets.

Strafing Run Kill 3 enemies with Surge during one jump.

No One Left Behind In Mooncrash, escape the simulation with all five playable characters in a single run.

Hellwalker Acquire the Praetor Suit.

Glutton for Punishment Finish Game in Contagion Mode

Scrapped Defeat the Golem.

Grandpa's tools Break the shovel.

Natural Survivor Learned all survival skills.

Revelations Complete Complete the Revelations Campaign.

I'll Be Right There Revive 10 friendly players in one match.

The Flats Discover the Flats

MASTER! *slow clap* Collect all cubes

Contract Fulfilled In Mooncrash, complete all KASMA Orders.

Top of the World Give 500 girls euphoria.

No Space Like Home Take Intergalactic Girl to the Classic Space Biome (Moonwalking optional!)

Hero Learned all character skills.

Kingdom Did Not Come Die for the first time in Hardcore Mode.

Arena Master Get a complete set of armour from the Rattay tourney.

I Can Quit Anytime Dice are most important, the rest will work itself out somehow.

Doki Doki First-timer Clear your first Doki Dokie Mode.

Demon Buster Master Suck up 500 mini-demons.

Obedient Machine Complete "No Other Choice" without killing any enemies (excluding beacons).

Sticks And Stones Fill up your Rage Bar just by deflecting projectiles

Tinkerer Modified weapons 20 times.

Cryptomancer In Mooncrash, finish the game with a surplus of 50,000 sim points or more.

Lord Capon's Ghost Get back Capon's necklace without permission from anyone.

UP UP AND AWAY Maintenance log: Balloon World - Out of Order.

The Third Way Fed Mana to the Hybrid.

Flexible Friend Learned all dexterity skills.

Beacon of Faith Learned all Cleric skills.

Brain Power Use a severed head to lure a hunter.

You Belong Here Finish Game in Contagion Mode Without Dying

All-Pro Warrior Beat "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe" on "Mein leben" difficulty

Legend of Speranza Reach level 75.

Mini Mix-a-lot Defend all of the MIX.Rs and Super MIX.Rs

Boss Nasty Clear a Boss mission for the first time.

Everyone Needs A Hobby Find all the collectibles on Hel levels.

Big Game Hunter Killed 1000 monsters.

True Friend Capon will succeed, even though you sent him off with a nasty rash.

Legacy Drivers Complete "My Friend" without using any upgrades

Fae Flayer Defeat the Empress of Light, responsible for all those flashy lights and glitter.

Up Close And Personal Complete "Down Below" without using Surge on the enemies.

Fightmaster Learned all fighting skills.