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Endured the Winter Play a round on all "In the Name of the Tsar" maps

Untouchable Complete all missions on any difficulty level without dying

Movie Buff Get all the movies and interludes.

Art Appreciator Get all the illustrations.

CG Collector Get all the CG art.

The Truth Hurts Uncover the truth.

Things Fall Apart Clear Chapter 3, "Illusions."

Laughter Kills Death is no laughing matter

I might be late Kill all enemies during the sprint to the jumpship

We Are in a Hurry Pass the adjustable pumps without adjusting the pumps.

Apex Recon Win a game as a recon character

Who Needs Enemies? PLAYER 2: Throw away Player 1's head 10 times.

Unbridled luxury Get a total of 100,000 Coins.

Stage Mastery Get an S-Rank on any stage.

Party Patrol Get 10 squad wipe medals in Fireteam.

So Much For Being Subtle Get 9 Kills While Being Pulled By A Chain [FREE AIM]

Terror-Billy Collect all Übercommander death cards

2 Wheels Get a kill with the Dirtbike

The Cruelty of Youth Turn all the caterpillars into butterflies, then cut them down.

Pescaphobe Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level

I Am All That Is Man Discover all ego cap rewards

Across the Board Complete the Killboard

Fast Worker Sport and Leisure Acquire a Sport & Leisure wedge on your first attempt (Classic)

Junkyard Challenge Bounty Packrat Palooka

Sure Know How To Pick A Place Discover All Tourist Locations

Full Circle Fill your puck for the first time (Classic)

Skill - Accuracy Complete any level with at least 80% Weapon Accuracy

King Obtain an A-Rank or higher on all bosses in Inkwell Hell

Who Needs Partners? Collect all of only one color of Leech Charms.

Dressed to Kill Becky links the hooker to two previous murders

Where Do We Go From Here? Clear Chapter 4, "A Ghost is Born."

Be the Fist Achieve an overall synchronic rate average of 80% on any difficulty.

Fast Worker Art and Literature Acquire a Art & Literature wedge on your first attempt (Classic)

Unexpected Move Complete Bishop Takes Rook in Campaign on any difficulty

The Craftsman's Tools Clear the basement of the manor house in The Executioner.

Fast Worker Science and Nature Acquire a Science & Nature wedge on your first attempt (Classic)

Maybe you don't know anything? Get 5 questions wrong in a row (Classic)

Aces In Spades Ace 10 different Story levels in a row

Ace The Kraken!!! Ace The Kraken!!!

Sitting Duck Use a taunt from Expansion 1 during a Multiplayer Match

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Still Alive Perform a Stage Brutality with Alien in the Klassic Tower

Shuriken Master Defeated every single enemy in the ninja course.

Classic Champ Win a game of Classic Trivial Pursuit

Macros Defeat Macros

Stone Cold Heart You spoke with the statue of Delilah in Timsh's estate

Uber Prize Collector Collect 100% of Story prize bubbles

Nitrostalgia Finish first on all tracks. (CTR & CNK)

Tour of Duty Complete one mission on each region in the Cooperative campaign.

Keep it 100! Reach level 100

Look at the size of this electricity bill! Frobisher Says: "Figure it out from the title!"