HeroTheyllCallMe

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.