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Slayer of Bears Kill the bear in Temple of the Elk solo, with lvl 2 character on Hard mode or above.

Those Precious Tales Gather all Storyteller's artifacts.

ARCADE FLAWLESS people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer

My Eyes, It Burns! During any Boiling Point mission, while you are actively taking damage from toxic gas, incapacitate three different active Suspects within 5 seconds of one another on ‘Standard’ or higher.

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

Foes No More Turn three villains into your friends or servants

The Price You Pay In main campaign, find out the truth and eliminate the threat Beneath the Stolen Lands.

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

A Dangerous Business As a dwarf, win a Varangian Adventurer war anywhere outside of Europe.

Far From Home As a Norse-Asatru ruler, have your capital on any island in the Indian Ocean.

Legacy of The Campeadores Create and rule the kingdom of Valencia as an heir to El Cid.

Tricks of Time You've helped one certain Eldest to play a joke! They are grateful.

Immortal Box Reach Level Nine ... In Ranked Mode (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Parting Waves Complete all single player Tackle Alley challenges

Tackle Master Complete all single player Vengeance challenges

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Faster than the Fox As a Norse tribal, control the entirety of Sicily before 1047.

Admirer Of Finer Things Gather masterpiece works from all ten royal artisans.

So Shall You Reap You've unlocked the special secret ending of the game!

Into the Darkness Reach the 30th dungeon level Beneath the Stolen Lands while playing in rogue-like mode.

The Road Goes Ever On Unite Maegar Varn with his beloved.

Iberian Hostilities End the Iberian struggle through means of force.

Forged in blood Win the game, playing on Unfair difficulty.

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Programmed Psychosis Complete ‘A New America’, alone in a multiplayer lobby, on ‘Hard’ difficulty

Canute the Greater As an unreformed tribal, form the North Sea Empire.

The Maker Of Kings Collect all the trophies in the game

Apocalypse Can Wait In rogue-like mode, find out the truth and eliminate the threat Beneath the Stolen Lands.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Basque In My Glory Embrace the Basque paganism faith during the Iberian struggle.

Rich in Diversity As a character of a faith with Jizya or Tax Nonbelievers doctrines, have ten vassals of other faiths

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

Vladimir's Second Choice As a North Germanic Asatruan, convert yourself and all of Russia to Islam.

Miklagarðaríki As an Asatru, hold the kingdom of Thessalonika with a title other than Byzantium.

A Thousand and One Night Orchestrate a Grand Wedding where the Spouses become Soulmates

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

King of all the Isles As a North Germanic Asatruan, control all Atlantic and Mediterranean islands.

Bod Chen Po As a member of the Pugyel Dynasty, re-create the Empire of Tibet.