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Immortal Box Reach Level Nine ... In Ranked Mode (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

A Dangerous Business As a dwarf, win a Varangian Adventurer war anywhere outside of Europe.

Far From Home As a Norse-Asatru ruler, have your capital on any island in the Indian Ocean.

Admirer Of Finer Things Gather masterpiece works from all ten royal artisans.

So Shall You Reap You've unlocked the special secret ending of the game!

Into the Darkness Reach the 30th dungeon level Beneath the Stolen Lands while playing in rogue-like mode.

The Road Goes Ever On Unite Maegar Varn with his beloved.

Parting Waves Complete all single player Tackle Alley challenges

Tackle Master Complete all single player Vengeance challenges

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Faster than the Fox As a Norse tribal, control the entirety of Sicily before 1047.

Legacy of The Campeadores Create and rule the kingdom of Valencia as an heir to El Cid.

Forged in blood Win the game, playing on Unfair difficulty.

The Maker Of Kings Collect all the trophies in the game

Apocalypse Can Wait In rogue-like mode, find out the truth and eliminate the threat Beneath the Stolen Lands.

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Canute the Greater As an unreformed tribal, form the North Sea Empire.

Iberian Hostilities End the Iberian struggle through means of force.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Programmed Psychosis Complete ‘A New America’, alone in a multiplayer lobby, on ‘Hard’ difficulty

Basque In My Glory Embrace the Basque paganism faith during the Iberian struggle.

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

Vladimir's Second Choice As a North Germanic Asatruan, convert yourself and all of Russia to Islam.

Miklagarðaríki As an Asatru, hold the kingdom of Thessalonika with a title other than Byzantium.

The Grandest Tour Visit ten Kingdom Tier Vassals on a Grand Tour

Imperial March As an Emperor, go on an Intimidation Tour visiting all of your Powerful Vassals

A Thousand and One Night Orchestrate a Grand Wedding where the Spouses become Soulmates

Rich in Diversity As a character of a faith with Jizya or Tax Nonbelievers doctrines, have ten vassals of other faiths

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

King of all the Isles As a North Germanic Asatruan, control all Atlantic and Mediterranean islands.

Bod Chen Po As a member of the Pugyel Dynasty, re-create the Empire of Tibet.

Iberian Compromise End the Iberian struggle through compromise.

The Andalusian Inquisition Convert all of Iberia to the Mozarabic faith.

The Very Best Finish any track in the Hastiluder Trait

The Iron and Golden King Have a capital Barony with 60+ income, a stationed 500+ Heavy Cavalry Regiment and a mine

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Turkish Eagle As the Seljuk Count in Samosata, own Rum and a Hybrid culture of Oghuz and Greek.

Lingua Franca Have every Royal Court speak your Court Language.