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PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

MY TURN TO DECIDE Connor resisted hacking attempt from CyberLife

Strike True Unlock 2 Bow Rune slots.

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater