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What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Echo Location Discover 75 Force Echoes

Strike True Unlock 2 Bow Rune slots.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush