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There's a War Goin' On You burned Remy Duvall on a cross

I See London, I See France Die.

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Wanted Escape from jail

Screwy Get Spectacular or better in all Screwball Challenges

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

Requiem Escape the city. Complete "Blood Brothers" on any difficulty.

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Helping Hand Heal A Dinosaur

Helpful Laundryman Push all the laundry bags

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Born To Die Complete "Manhunt."

The Hunted Make it out alive (Complete "The Hunted" on any difficulty.)

Hero of the People Complete 50 Misc Objectives

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

The Calm Before The Storm Complete Welcome To Jurassic Park

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Storm the Castle Discover Makarov's next move. Complete "Stronghold" on any difficulty.

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
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A Game of Catch Kill 50 enemies with throwing weapons

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Betrayal Complete "Utopia."

Clockwork Hack the system (Complete "Clockwork" on any difficulty.)

Ypres' wake-up call Ring the bell 3 times in Ypres

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Bad First Date Find the girl. Complete "Scorched Earth" on any difficulty.

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
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The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

The Jedi Path Fully upgrade 3 skill trees

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Diamond in the Rough Rescue the Russian President. Complete "Down the Rabbit Hole" on any difficulty.

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Play Dead Kill all the enemies in the 'Embedded' field of dead bodies.

Atlas Falls Distract the Federation Fleet. (Complete "Atlas Falls" on any difficulty.)

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Deep Freeze Drop 8 vehicles into ice holes.