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The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Scout of the Morannon Successfully complete a Survivalist Challenge.

Salem's History Discovered Salem's history

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat