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Perfect Timing Parry 100 enemies

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Interdimensional Defender Killed 1000 Hiss
33/1000

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
0/10

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Expert Parautilitarian Spend 50 Ability Points

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Quite A Tumble Survive the avalanche

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Reading the Past Translate a Monolith

Crisis Management Complete 5 Bureau Alerts
0/5

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

Inter-Departmental Cooperation Complete 10 Side Missions
0/10

Tougher Than She Looks Survive a night in the Siberian wilderness

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Altered Manifestations May Occur Defeat esseJ

Completed Chapter 6 - 3 Complete Chapter 6 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Recruit Complete all chapters on Amateur.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Full House Recruit all possible crew members for the Mantis

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

One-Sided Conversation Stealth kill an enemy while they are having a conversation

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
0/15

Fashion Statement Change all your clothes in your wardrobe or a clothing store.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.