Harshnish

The Sky Is Falling Perform a takedown from a Buzzer (Campaign only).

Power to the laser Find the Laserkraftwerk

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Fully Loaded Learn all skills (Campaign only).

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

Renaissance Man Finish a public match of each game type in the Battles of Kyrat game mode (Battles of Kyrat only).

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater