Haromaster

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Hunter in the Forest Learned the Bow Ability.

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

Between the Eyes Destroyed a Shield Sticks without breaking his shield.

Taro's Fear Found Taro's Knife Relic.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Make Her Scream Make a Titan scream for over a minute

Everyday Life Complete 10 World Events

Hogar Dulce Hogar Fully upgrade one Camp Facility at any Guerrilla Camp (Solo Campaign only)

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

Burning Sensation Incinerate 500 enemies

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Defeat 50 enemies with the Dragon Sniper.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Push Comes to Shove Push away an enemy after guarding in the story.

Face My Might! Equip 8 abilities

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Trick Shot Defeat an enemy from long range with the sniper rifle in the story.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Getting Your Money's Worth Beat the game (Hard Mode)

Digit Chase Prize Complete Digit Chase in 1 minute or under.

Treasure Hunter Collect all of the Godly Possessions

Stunt Master Complete all of the stunts on the stunt list.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

Say Cheese Captured a picture in Photo Mode

Piece of Cake Beat the Challenge of the Gods

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding