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God Killer Kill Ares

Paranatural Collection Collect more than 100,000 Source
0/100000

Threshold Complete Mission 5

Gold Finger The Lizard - Cut your finger using axe, knife or pliers + disinfect or cauterize the wound

Bureau Archivist Collect 120 Collectibles
4/120

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Rising Thought Obtain the Levitate Ability

War Games Complete 5 Board Countermeasures
0/5

My Brother's Keeper Complete Mission 6

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Career Development Unlock all 3 Personal Mod slots

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

The Importance of Synergy Complete 5 Side Missions
0/5

Lost Kat Awakened in Auldnoir.

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Face of the Enemy Complete Mission 7

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Finnish Tango Complete Mission 8

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Discerning the Pattern Cleanse 25 Control Points
0/25

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Strike Gold Achieve 1 Gold Stat Award.

Non-Standard Issue Upgrade any Weapon Form to Level 3

Polaris Complete Mission 9

Take Control Complete Mission 10

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Astral Phenomena Defeat Former

Hacked a Vending Machine The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

From Oblivion Completed Episode 1.