Han___Sulu

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Tuned Ride Upgrade one of your cars one level.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.