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Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Hot Lunch Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Manticore

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Gateway Gas Breathe the toxic gases within the Oracle's Temple

Round and Round Solve the Rolling Crusher Puzzle

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Quaid!!! Defeat Pollux

Perfect Crime Clean Manfred's shop of evidence + Let Lauren, Hassan and Kramer die + Kill Madison and Jayden + Origami Killer free

Handyman Reconstruct the Water Wheel of Kirra

Not Just Sand Ran from the sandstorm and took less than 3 hits.

Endurance II Unlock assault perk 5

Heavy Hitter Use your Ionic Powers 30 times.

The Hekseville Phantom Completed Episode 4.

Let's gear up Craft every item

Bros before Foes Orkos helps Kratos escape the Fury Ambush

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

No Matter What - Easy Complete the game on Easy

Rom, the Vacuous Spider Defeat Great One: Rom, the Vacuous Spider.

All Endings See all endings

Rune Master Acquire an extremely precious Caryll Rune.

Shock and Awe Thunder drop into a group of 5 or more enemies.

You Bastards! Treat the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly