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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Secured Passage to the Embassy Cleared the way to the Embassy and reopened the Daunt.

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Attended the Embassy Survived the ambush at the Embassy and gained passage into the Forbidden West.

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Hot Lunch Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Manticore

Round and Round Solve the Rolling Crusher Puzzle

Gateway Gas Breathe the toxic gases within the Oracle's Temple

First Tallneck Overridden Reached the top of a Tallneck and accessed its information.

Heavy Hitter Use your Ionic Powers 30 times.

Upgraded 3 Weapons Fully upgraded 3 weapons.
0/3

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Perfect Crime Clean Manfred's shop of evidence + Let Lauren, Hassan and Kramer die + Kill Madison and Jayden + Origami Killer free

Shock and Awe Thunder drop into a group of 5 or more enemies.

Established the Base Secured a base of operations and rebooted GAIA.

Quaid!!! Defeat Pollux

Tore off 100 Components Detached 100 components from machines.
8/100

Endurance II Unlock assault perk 5

Not Just Sand Ran from the sandstorm and took less than 3 hits.

Handyman Reconstruct the Water Wheel of Kirra

First Rebel Camp Completed Completed key objectives in 1 Rebel Camp.