HIPPOKICKAFISH

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive