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The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Champion Win the Season Championship

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.