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Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Deliverance Release friend

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Badges Collect all badges.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest