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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Fashionista Kitty Obtained 3 armor or weapons

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Eat It, Rodent Win the bet against Rocket.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

A New Hope Earn all trophies

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

Secured Passage to the Embassy Cleared the way to the Embassy and reopened the Daunt.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.