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Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Eat It, Rodent Win the bet against Rocket.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Fashionista Kitty Obtained 3 armor or weapons

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.