Guillermo-2000

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out