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Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3