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Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Break a Leg Maim 100 limbs.
8/100

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Beat School: A Funky Introduction Get started with this simple bass loop!

Beat School: The Five Elements Who got the jazz? Add some horns to your beat!

Beat School: Loop Jugglin' Ultimate hip hop loop builder - word to your moms!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

The Way of the Voice Complete "The Way of the Voice"

Beat School: Word to Your Motherboard Dance, funk, rock and house. You will master all the robotic styles.

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

Captured Capture an outpost or guard post.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Self-Help Find one training manual

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Eternal Return Experience a new cycle after death

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Scar of the Bat Cure the doctor.

Get Used To It Die for the first time.

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Savage Starlight Fan Find a comic

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Coup de Grâce Slay 25 zombies using finishing moves.
3/25

Stunt Master Complete all of the stunts on the stunt list.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Chemical Warfare Kill 5 enemies with one Poison Arrow

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Geared Up Craft every item
0/6

Scene Stealer Execute 3 Surprise Strikes.