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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.