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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster