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Pet Cemetery Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

Evolution Completionist Gain all stars in 'Evolution'.

Hey, Catch! Throw and hit an enemy directly with a Flammable Cannister then blow them up with it

Is everyone here? Unlock all characters from the original roster.

Skillz Win a 1000hp Race without resetting

Big Spender Purchase a Concrete Donkey from the in-game shop.

New Superpower Complete all China Rising Assignments

Bulldozed In Ground Control, crush 25 enemies while driving the tank

Handyman Open and buy all perks in game

The Relic Kill Isaac with Maggy

Pack Addict! Upgrade 5 weapons at the Pack A Punch Machine. (Map Pack 3 only)

Armchair General Won a stage battle by yourself against the AI without attacking

YOU CAN'T RUN 10 wins as a hider in Hide n Seek Mode
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The New Time-Master Beat all of Nefarious Tropy's times in Time Trial Mode.

Bear Up! Accumulate 40 hours of play time.

Still counting Attain a Time Trial star rating of 50

Game Hunter Kill an enemy of every type in a single player campaign.

Shot Blocked Shoot the gun out of the air in 'Flashpoint' before a terrorist catches it

Kali Ma Complete Abaddon Asylum on any difficulty.

Tastes Like Chicken Win with a chicken on your face

Duct Tape FTW Create all combo weapons

Hoarder Have a total of at least 150,000 points in Echoes Mode's total high score

Victör Won a ranked multiplayer match

Regenerate Help Sozo.

Wishing for the Best Complete the "Last Wish" Raid.

Leap of Faith Successfully complete the triple-jump shortcut in Death Bat Alley

Silent but Deadly Perform 5 takedowns in a row without being spotted by the KPA.

The Bomb Bag Kill Satan with Cain

I've Got This Acquire all upgrades

Professional Reach Rank 10 (Ranked Match)

Gong like the Wind In IX, defeat all 8 challengers summoned by a gong within 5 minutes

Loot and Pillage Collect $1,000,000

A Can Of Worms Play Trial of the Worm for the first time.

Torque Completionist Gain all stars in 'Torque'.

Discriminating Buyer Use exactly one of each care package in the "Special Delivery" Special Ops mission.

Chapter 2 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 2 below the target time.

High Score Score 800,000 points in one game -- with Game Settings set to Hardcore.

Total protonic reversal Complete Return to Hell on any difficulty.

I Call Shotgun! Drive a vehicle with a Sentry Gun on the back and have it kill 5 enemies

Make it Count Win a ranked multiplayer match.

This Is How Hot Dogs Are Made 10 Walkers Killed with Saw Blades in the Logging Camp

Chapter 4 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 4 below the target time.

Zombie Genocide Master Kill 72,000 zombies

I Got This In The Darkest Shore, survive the initial beach rush without using any machine gun turrets.

Stowaway In Voyage of Despair, spend 5 consecutive rounds in the Cargo Hold

West Side for Life In Blood of the Dead, reach Round 20 without leaving the West Side of the island

Give Them Something to Believe Complete New Game Plus

Chapter 3 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 3 below the target time.

Helpful Stranger Revive a player from a different Squad in MWZ

Everyone fights, no one quits Revive 10 downed teammates over any number of Resistance Mode missions.