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Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Knife throwing Unlock stealth perk 2

Career Development Unlock all 3 Personal Mod slots

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

Cognitive Intruder Compel 10 enemies with the Seize Ability
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Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

The Importance of Synergy Complete 5 Side Missions
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Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Face of the Enemy Complete Mission 7

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Finnish Tango Complete Mission 8

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Discerning the Pattern Cleanse 25 Control Points
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A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Non-Standard Issue Upgrade any Weapon Form to Level 3

Polaris Complete Mission 9

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Take Control Complete Mission 10

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Astral Phenomena Defeat Former

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Interdimensional Defender Killed 1000 Hiss
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Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Deadeye Unlock tactical perk 1