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Suaviter In Modo Promoted to Colonel

Roomerang: I Made it Nice! Play 3 games in a row with “same players”

Nonsensory: Smart Cookie Audience earns the highest ranking

Fortiter Fideliter Feliciter Promoted to Major General

Fibbage 4: Crowdsourced Audience earns the highest possible score rank in a game with at least 3 audience members

Gonna Fly Now Accomplish every Sick Jump.

Dies Irae Promoted to General of the Air Force

Quixort: Human or Machine? Make it through 10 rounds in Quixort Forever

Quixort: Falling Fast Beat the Jackbox office champ’s time in Quixort Classic or Quixort Forever

Quixort: Employee of the Month Get a perfect score in normal mode

For the Love of Money Collect every Cash Stash.

Still the One Collect every star in every ride.

Space Station 1 Mastered Obtain a V rank in this time trial

Gold Run Win with less than 100 deaths

The Tower Mastered Obtain a V rank in this time trial

Gravitron Expert Last 20 seconds on the Super Gravitron

Platinum Run Win with less than 50 deaths

Better Than Mama Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.

Gravitron Pro Last 30 seconds on the Super Gravitron

Spotless Shine Score a flawless victory in a four-player online match

Warp Zone Mastered Obtain a V rank in this time trial

Final Level Mastered Obtain a V rank in this time trial

Laboratory Mastered Obtain a V rank in this time trial

Gravitron Master Last 1 minute on the Super Gravitron

Space Station 2 Mastered Obtain a V rank in this time trial

Master of the Universe Complete the game in no death mode

The Janitor Possesses the Keys Obtain a red key

Wheels of Steel Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.

Dueling Duo Duelist and Highwayman riposte the same target together

Into the Trees Unlock all Forest levels

City Ordinance Unlock all City levels

The Clean Up Crew Score double-S in a silver level in each hub

Maid Service Unlock all Mansion levels

E-Waste Disposal Unlock all Laboratory levels

The Perfection Duelist ripostes 5 times without being hit in a single fight

Smoke & Mirrors Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.

Cooked to Perfection Have Burn on the Hag’s Cauldron deal damage to the hero within

Burnout Have a hero die to burn

Easy Does it Score double-S in all combat levels without using area attack

Pavlovian Trigger trinkets cumulatively 1000 times

Bathroom breaks are for the weak Pass a red level without respawning

One man’s Trash... Sweep 50 apples

Faced Worse Have a Runaway and a Duelist face the Ancestor

Master of the Custodial Arts Score double-S in all original single player levels