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Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

DEFEND YOURSELF Markus pushed Leo

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Cassandra's Story Learned about Cassandra's Life

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Salem's History Discovered Salem's history

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Badges Collect all badges.

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.