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Just a Scratch Complete 'Enter, Pursued by a Memory'.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster