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The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

Take a Break You took a break from adventuring.

Ripper Ruined Defeat Ripper Roo.

Rotisserie Shoot a chicken out of the air with a fire arrow

Plastic Prison Breakers They had no way out.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

Sanctuary Complete "Sanctuary"

Touchdown! Get a Touchdown

Commonwealth Citizen Reach Level 10

It Took Two You did it! CO-LLA-BO-RATION!

Speedy McSpeederton Raced around the Ludicrous Speedway in record time

New Squadron Record Complete the cargo ship mockup in less than 19 seconds.

Fully Loaded Rescued enough Claptraps to earn 42 inventory slots

Black Sheep Every family's got one.

The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Master Blaster Kill 2 multiplayer enemies with a single explosive.

Down Boy! Kill a zip-lining enemy player in multiplayer.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

Call of the giants You sounded a giant horn.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Turtle Soup You helped the turtles to the sea.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Windpipe You made the inventor dance.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Whale Song You practised singing.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Falling star Make a wish.