Gooseless

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Case Closed Complete all cases.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Kleptomaniac Hijack 5 trucks and collect their cargo.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.